Apropå vårt lilla aprilskämt så snubblade jag över hashtaggen ”#ReplaceBikeWithCar” på Twitter i fredags. Mycket för att den var så populär att den började trenda – vilket innebär att Twitter lyfter upp den i sina topplistor.
Tanken är alltså att byta ut ordet ”cykel” i alla de där kommentarer cykelskeptiker brukar gödsla Twitter och kommentarsfält med och ersätta det med ”bil”. Här är några av mina favoriter just nu:
Oh, you drove here? Isn't that dangerous? The other day I saw this car hit another car! I could never drive – too scary #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Cassandra Fulgham (@cfulgham) April 5, 2014
You drive a car? Car drivers sure break the law a lot. The other day, someone in a car ran a stop sign on my street! #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Emily (@erpurc) April 4, 2014
Cars who aren't covered in high viz deserve to be crashed into. #replacebikewithcar
— Dave Smith (@ffflow) April 5, 2014
I'm not against car lanes. I'm a driver myself. I just think this car lane should be anywhere but here. #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Liz Patek (@bikepeacenyc) April 5, 2014
Driving to work sounds nice but it just isn't realistic. What if there's snow and ice on the roads? #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— David Ormsby (@daveormsby) April 6, 2014
We'll build more car lanes when all drivers begin to follow the rules of the road. #ReplaceBikeWithCar #yycbike
— BikeBike Inc. (@BikeBikeYYC) April 5, 2014
They just came driving out of no-where. I couldn't see them. #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Katja Leyendecker (@KatsDekker) April 5, 2014
Tragically killed when an HGV collided with their car. But not wearing a car helmet, so not exactly blameless. #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Lee Carson (@lee_carson) April 5, 2014
Those drivers act too entitled already, giving them more car lanes will make it even worse #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Christopher Kidd (@BikeBlogChris) April 4, 2014
When you get into a car without wearing a helmet, you're taking your life into your hands. #ReplaceBikeWithCar cc @copenhagenize
— Chris Turner (@theturner) April 4, 2014
"Actually I'm not anti-driving. I drive a car myself. But…" #replacebikewithcar
— Jon (@ormondroyd) April 5, 2014
Commuting by car? Here's a list of 500 essential pieces of gear you'll need for a safe commute! #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Emily (@erpurc) April 4, 2014
"Oh, you drive a car? You're so brave. Have you ever had an accident?" #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Mary Lauran Hall (@MaryLauran) April 4, 2014
#ReplaceBikeWithCar End of vehicle lane, track or route #trafficsignspoof pic.twitter.com/M1oXb6JgXC
— The Ranty Highwayman (@RantyHighwayman) April 5, 2014
The bike ran over the man, killing him. No criminality is suspected. #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Brooklyn Spoke (@BrooklynSpoke) April 4, 2014
"You DROVE here? In the RAIN?" #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Mary Lauran Hall (@MaryLauran) April 4, 2014
Next car that cuts me off, I'm gonna run over with my bicycle. #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Cyklistbloggen (@Cyklistbloggen) April 5, 2014
Saw this car on my ride this morning, ON THE ROAD! You're not a bike, you're not Kyle Busch. #ReplaceBikeWithCar pic.twitter.com/xFstISprpB
— Patrick V Barrett (@hugetiny) April 5, 2014
Saw a car with 2 children in the back! What irresponsible dangerous parents #ReplaceBikeWithCar
— Coxy (@CoxyRidesAgain) April 5, 2014
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